Canned Ninjas

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Whew! Ok, that's for this week's IllustrationFriday.com's subject "Canned" It was fun. You know I just got back from Comic Con in San Diego, and this product could do well there. I have a sneaking suspicion some of those folks are/were being picked on in school.